First, if you want a GOOD TAN, then this is the place to go! However, once in a while there's the rare case of painful puss filled blisters, skin cancer, hard boiled brain cells and depending on the time of year, spontaneous combustion. But as many nutty Floridians say, "Beats shoveling snow.".

Disclaimer: The Sunshine State is a pretty dag nab good place to bring the family for a visit or stay, it REALLY is! Trust me.

However there is a dark side that few divulge. BE WARNED of the following dangers: Hurricanes, flying roof tops, tornados, trailer parks, floods, lightning (page) and sinkholes. For the nature lover, we have disease carrying mosquitos, alligators (page), jelly fish, sharks, lakes that carry brain eating amebas, big ugly ass spiders, scorpions, fire ants, tics, chiggers and some of the most poisonous snakes in the world (page). Plus, as a bonus you'll find a large population of assorted criminals and con artists, crowded roads, stupid drivers, and people who want to kill someone or something because they're pissed off at everything, dam it!

Now then, on a more serious note, what is there to do around here? Check these out:

Florida State Parks....the Real Florida

Orlando Event Calendar

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